Cappuccino No-Foam Please

Please. When you wake up this morning, before you walk out your door and enter society, make sure you know what you're talking about.

A Cappuccino is in layman's terms, an aerated coffee. When you stomp up a Starbucks line and ask for a Cappuccino with no foam, you are asking for a plain coffee. The difference between a coffee and a Cappuccino IS THE FOAM.  FOAM IS THE ESSENCE OF THE CAPPUCCINO. Capiche?

I know, I know. Not everyone can distiguinsh a Macchiato from an Americano. But if I walk into a Starbucks, and I have to listen to one more ignorant customer waste fifteen minutes of everyone's time screeching at a Barista to see their manager again over foamed coffee, I will remove myself from society and live in the Boonies.